Broken toes, tummy aches, cactus needles in hands. Kid tantrums. Dad tantrums. Blogger issues. Money woes. Garbage not delivered to curb. Carpet cleaner ineffective. Dishes refuse to wash themselves. Kids defiant. Me apathetic. Husband agitated. Bureaucracy issues. Poop. Lots of poop. Lots of poop in unapproved places. Son playing in toilet. Cats howling at the door. Kids getting up all night.
I think tonight I am going to buy a bottle of wine and go hide in the bedroom.